Announcing DalTech Bank and Trust Co.

In a brilliant corporate move, the Dallas Technology Center management was able to divert auto bailout funds for DalTech Motors into seed money for their latest subsidiary: DalTech Bank and Trust Co.   DalTech Bank is now accepting deposits for new accounts and has a special on hand for all TTFBA members: 0.0% interest. Regular depositers get (or should we say pay) -.02% interest. Throw in a 1st round draft pick with your deposit and receive a free toaster ($89.98 handling fee).