TTFBA Preseason Awards

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Offensive Awards
Steriod Award : Tillman (Most powerful offense.)
BALCO Award : North Carolina??? (Weakest offense.)
Target Rich Environment Award : NW Missouri. (4 players with over 80 receptions.)
All Hat, No Cattle: Dallas. (Tom Brady and no one to throw to.)
Deer in Headlights Award : Wausau. (Weak run blocking.)
GroundHog Award : Dayton. (Good run game with no passing game.)

Defensive Awards
Steriod Award : Nashville (Most powerful defense.)
BALCO Award : Death Valley (Weakest defense.)
Road Kill Award : Steeltown (Good secondary but little run defense.)
Bombs Away Award : Dakota (Weak pass defense and QB pressure.)
Paper or Plastic Award : Nashville and Philadelphia (High sack counts.)


Miscellaneous Awards
Barack Obama Award : Death Valley. (Most guys with odd names.)

The Demons have Croyle, Klecko, Seubert, Torbor, Babineaux and Youboty. These look like character names for aliens from old Star Trek episodes.

John McCain Award : Dayton. (Most Mac names.) McCariens, McKinley, McMichael, McNair

Who's Your Daddy Award : Nashville
Where's Mel Kiper Part II Award : North Carolina