Knoxville at Nashville Game Tampering

Breaking News Knoxville, TN; Brooklyn, NY;Nashville,TN   The Dallas Technology Center Investigative Reporting Division has stumbled into game score tampering. The official released disk has the score of the week 2 game between Nashville and Knoxville as KNX 41, NAS 9. However, Nashville claims that the score was NAS 28, KNX 20.    Mr. Greg English, Puppet Coach for the Gladiator's Master Colossus, reports that Mr. Brandon Cox, owner, GM and coach of Nashville said to him, while scheduling their upcoming week 3 game:   "I have the real game file [of the Knoxville game]. I'll just use it when we play and send it along with our game file. No one will ever know. The commish is so dumb, he'll import both games and not even notice. I'll send you a few bucks to upgrade your stadium and it will be our little secret."   Calls to Nashville and Knoxville's headquarters have not been returned and the TTFBA Commishioner has reportedly declared all DTC personnel as "persona non grata" and refuses any communication with reporters, scientists or even the mighty Colossus. The SuperComputer immediately scheduled an IRS audit and proctologist appointment for the commishioner in retaliation.   Check back later for more information on this story. Colossus has engaged the Echelon Protocol and is scouring all communication from Nashville, Knoxville and the commishioners office, residence, and favorite hangout the "Fondue and Bell Bottoms Club".