Ah, Mr. Favre!
So good to have you back in the fold, we've been waiting for you. We've kept the other bed in Mr. Rodgers room open in anticipation of this wonderful day. (It will also give you two time to re-bond and for him to go over the playbook with you.)
Oh, now - who said anything about releasing you? You are Brett. We understand. You will take us to the Super Bowl again. Aaron has worked hard in the offseason to improve his clipboard handling skills just in case you'd decide to come back. (Wouldn't want him to get too rusty, now would we?)
Besides we know how much you'd hate to play for the V-v-v...I'm sorry. It's is difficult to say. For the purple godless horde. It's terribly cold there. Okay, it's cold here as well but...well, maybe not THAT cold.
No hard feelings, okay? We know you were telling the truth based on what you perceived the truth to be at the time the truth was becoming truth and then the truth changed because you felt that at the time it was the truth but now it's all clearer because everyone is tired and done at that time and the truth is we all want to quit but now you're not tired and the truth changed and you can come back and everyone will be happy.
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