MRod = ARod?

Is it possible there is a link between MRod and ARod? MRod and his NW Missouri Rednecks (Code Name for New York Yankees) failed to show up for the TTFBA Super Bowl last night. This happened to be the same day that ARod admitted to using steriods while with the Texas Rangers (no relation to Dallas Technology Center although Dallas is in proximity to Arlington, Home of the Rangers).   Was MRod's failure to show for the Big Show and ARod's admission just a coincidence? DTC thinks not. Steriod abuse among baseball players and TTFBA management and coaches has been rumored for many years now. DTC calls for an immediate investigation and drug testing for performance enhancement drugs among all TTFBA ownership.   Could it be the MRod's appearance in 6 Super Bowls was performance enhanced? Would that explain why his teams have appeared in the playoffs every single year of the TTFBA existence?   The Dallas Technology Center demands that the Commish start testing all TTFBA participants for steriods and more heinous products like:   Red Bull Hyphy Scalded Dog Jolt Cola Amp (the drink, not the electricity measurement) Redline While Tiger Semtex (the drink, not the explosive) PitBull Stoked Skinny Gazelle Battery Juiced SuckerPunch Cocaine (the drink, not the white powder) SlumpBuster ZipFizz Mountain Dew (and associated products) Starbucks   Special Thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, the Drug Enforcement Agency and this blog: http://taurinerules.blogspot.com/