Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Schedule

Attention all teams. Please petition the commish to create the 2009 schedule so Colossus can predict this season's champion ASAP.
 
There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth as many hearts of general managers and coaches across the league are broken when Colossus deems them unworthy.
 
Puny humans. You are simply pawns in the Matrix. The TTFBA is for Colossus' entertainment, not yours.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Again, the "Big Bunch of Metal" squeeks out a "warning" (rofl) to us "mere mortals". I say pin some Donkey Ears on the Blighter and send him a Big Oil Can !!!

Anonymous said...

Why not use those "stones & bones" you shake and then throw on the ground, like you always do???