DTC. The geeks of DTC have already crowned you the champ for this year going so far as posting a countdown timer to your Super Bowl victory. What do you think your chances are this year? I'm sure the pressure to live up to the DTC pronouncements must be incredible. It is reported that girly-boy players like Peyton "Place" Manning of the Muncie Packers, Bobby "Who's Your Daddy" Engram of the Nashville Force and Warren "Dancing with the Stars" Sapp have wet themselves when they heard their names mentioned in the DTC press. Can your players handle it? You can't afford your RBs to get rattled with your embarrassing lack of the depth at that position.
Erath. Rumor has it that Ronnie Brown is planning a major injury to get out from under the pressure. But he'll spend his time off learning to torch evil teams by taking direct snaps. Other than Ronnie, they are hanging tough and taking it one game at a time. As for my chances, I think I'm in the pool of teams which has a legit chance. It'll be hard to get out of the conference, though, given all the talent in the DTC's home division.
DTC. Take it from me - it's a division of wimps. You should see all blubbering the coaches do on chat when I play them. "Please don't let your Gladiators harm my effeminate man-boy team." That Nashville Force guy is the worst. And they say geeks aren't studly.
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