Friday, October 3, 2008

Tillman Head Honcho Interview, Part 3 of 3

This is the final segment of DTC's interview with Tillman Ranger Owner/Coach /Super Bowl Loser Chris Erath. He has failed to provide any good bulletin board material or even a hint at how we could defeat the Rangers but he did drink up most of our Green Blob Energy Drink (available at all Geek Convenience Stores in your area!) and has been gracious about any distortions we have made of his quotes. The result of our calculations have the Rangers as this season's champs (providing Erath doesn't choke in the playoffs again).
 

DTC. Your team was originally named the Ouagadougou Walrus. You changed its name to the Tillman Rangers for the 2004 season to honor former Arizona Cardinal S Pat Tillman who joined the Marines in 2002 and was killed in Afghanistan in April, 2004. You suggested the league rename the OJ Simpson conference to the Pat Tillman conference and when that didn't occur you renamed your team. I really liked the Ouagadougou name. I miss it. If the Simpson conference was renamed for Tillman, would you revert to the Ouagadogou name?
 
Erath. Absolutely.  But who would back a proposal to rename a conference for someone who died making a selfless sacrifice when it can be named for a congenital criminal?
 
DTC. The press has power. We impose our will on presidential elections, we can help make this happen.
 

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